Alice in Wonderland

Chapter 12: Alice’s Evidence

"Why, there they are!" said the King triumphantly, pointing to the tarts on the table. "Nothing can be clearer than that. Then again—'before she had this fit'—you never had fits, my dear, I think?" he said to the Queen.

""Never!" said the Queen, furiously, throwing an inkstand at the Lizard as she spoke. (The unfortunate little Bill had left off writing on his slate with one finger, as he found it made no mark; but he now hastily began again, using the ink, that was trickling down his face, as long as it lasted.)

""Then the words don't fit you," said the King, looking round the court with a smile. There was a dead silence.

""It's a pun!" the King added in an angry tone, and everybody laughed. "Let the jury consider their verdict," the King said, for about the twentieth time that day.

""No, no!" said the Queen. "Sentence first—verdict afterwards."

""Stuff and nonsense!" said Alice loudly. "The idea of having the sentence first!"

""Hold your tongue!" said the Queen, turning purple.

""I wo'n't!" said Alice.

""Off with her head!" the Queen shouted at the top of her voice. Nobody moved.

""Who cares for you?" said Alice (she had grown to her full size by this time). "You're nothing but a pack of cards!"

"At this the whole pack rose up into the air, and came flying down upon her; she gave a little scream, half of fright and half of anger, and tried to beat them off, and found herself lying on the bank, with her head in the lap of her sister, who was gently brushing away some dead leaves that had fluttered down from the trees upon her face.

""Wake up, Alice dear!" said her sister; "Why, what a long sleep you've had!"

""Oh, I've had such a curious dream!" said Alice. And she told her sister, as well as she could remember them, all these strange Adventures of hers that you have just been reading about; and, when she had finished, her sister kissed her, and said, "It was a curious dream, dear, certainly; but now run in to your tea: it's getting late." So Alice got up and ran off, thinking while she ran, as well she might, what a wonderful dream it had been.